My favorite fairy tale…
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf becomes:
The Three Little Piggies and Miss Wolfie
Miss Wolfie began:
Little Piggies, Little Piggies, do let me come through...
And the pigges responded,
We can’t let you in because our house is a zoo!
Things are just scattered here and there!
A messed house needs cleaning, we’re sure you’re aware!
Tired and worn, Miss Wolfie replied,
But I just need to rest...and a little snack too,
I really don’t mind if your home looks like a zoo?
The piggies asserted, strong and alert:
We can assure you, you’re not welcome now!
Just move on down the road for dessert with the cow!
I can wait ‘til it’s clean if that is a must,
I’ll even offer to help you all dust!
But the piggies stayed strong not willing to play,
Oh no, Little Miss Wolfie, just be on your way!
A visit is not what we wish for today!
So Wolfie moved on with her tail dragging behind
And hoped that by visiting the cow she would find…
